Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
- Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
- Add the URL of your funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the week below.
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriend when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. This seasoned yet playful heartthrob, used to overly attentive stares, walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $50.00, on one condition."
Taken aback but nevertheless intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.
The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $50 from her purse saying, "Anything?"
"Anything - no matter how kinky."
She wrote her address on a piece of paper and pressed it into his hand with the $50. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly, meaningfully, said... "Clean my house."
Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings