Sunday, July 14, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

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I'll Do Anything...

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriend when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. This seasoned yet playful heartthrob, used to overly attentive stares, walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $50.00, on one condition."

Taken aback but nevertheless intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was.

The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $50 from her purse saying, "Anything?"

"Anything - no matter how kinky."

She wrote her address on a piece of paper and pressed it into his hand with the $50. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly, meaningfully, said... "Clean my house."

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings


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26 comments :

  1. LMAO brilliant and he deserved that :P y-)

    Have a cleantastic Sunday ;-)

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  2. ROFLMAO loved it. have a wonderful Sunday xx00xx

    Big Hugs

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. LOL, What bar was this, I want to see if I can find this guy.

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  4. You never run out of funny things to post. That's why I like it here. You help beat the blues out of my system ;o)

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  5. Laughing out loud at that one. Too funny. Good idea though. :D

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  6. Happy SILLY Sunday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  7. Where is that bar??? I have my $50 ready!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  8. yep- that would be my 3 words....now I have to go clean my house!!!
    Have a great day!

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  9. Only a woman would think of that.

    Have a very Silly sunday!

    Steve

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  10. My knees still hurt from that tiled kitchen floor.

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  11. The woman messed up. She didn't think of her friend. The three words should have been "clean our houses" and she'd have saved $25 because they'd split the expense.

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  12. Smart woman! I want Steve to clean my house! LOL!

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  13. Lol, handsome man but not very bright. Maybe he should have kept it down to two words.

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  14. Good one. I think that's what Mrs. Chatterbox would have said.

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  15. But she didn't say he had to do it well..hahah Happy Sunday

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  16. LOL! Serve him right! The lady came up with 3 good words! Enjoy the rest of your day Sandee.

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  17. I hope he knows how to do that!

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  18. :X That was funny, Sandee ~~ Even silly!!! y-)
    ..

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  19. Very funny one. Have a great Sunday, Sandee.

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  20. That is a great one - Sandie

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  21. Very smart!!! :))

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