Saturday, July 6, 2013
Posted by Sandee
Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need.
Shhhh. . .that's the sound of nobody caring what you think.
Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
I don't know what your problem is. . . but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Don't make me use UPPERCASE.
If you have something to say raise your hand and place it over your mouth.
Before you came along we were hungry. . . now we're fed up!
You're not yourself today...I noticed the improvement immediately!
Would you like some cheese to go with that whine????
I'm busy now can I ignore you some other time???
Don't let your mind wander. . . it's too small to be let out on its own.
You really are as pretty as a picture. . . I'd like to hang you.
I'd like to give you a going-away present...first, do your part.
I hear you changed your mind at last. . . what did you do with the diaper?
I'd like to help you out. . . which way did you come in?
There is no vaccine against stupidity!
Image Credit: SodaHead
Labels: Ironic Humor