Thursday, July 11, 2013

Aggressive & Hostile!

A motorcycle police officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms. The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an asshole!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record with a high number of points and is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run through the red light.

Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH," underlined."

"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

"Aggressive and hostile?"

"Yes, Sir.

"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for asshole?"

Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun


  1. Now that's a smart cop LMAO

    Have a funtabulous day ;-)

  2. I liked that LOL..Have a wonderful day, Big hugs xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  3. oh good one! roche' loved that too...

    smiles, bee

  4. Hahahaaaa... smart cop! I almost spewed my evening tea!
    have a great day!

  5. LOL, most excellent of the officer. Score. :)

  6. Well played, Sir! Well played.

  7. That about covers that! Bwhahahaha!!!

    Big hugs, honey...

  8. yup! That guy got his reward! Must now clean off the kitchen counter as I spewed my tea all over laughing!
    Have a sweet day honey!

  9. Don't mess with the man ... :P

  10. Mrs. C. works for the local police department and I can't wait to share this with her.

  11. So funny and so true!

    Have a great week!


  12. Hahaha! Didn't see that one coming! Thanks for the giggles!

    Hope you and Little Bit have a wonderful day!

  13. :-h Bwaa haha Sandee ~~ I will remember to see what is on mine but I never get a ticket anymore. :))

  14. Somehow, it doesn't surprise me that he had something up his sleeve! Good for him!

  15. Dear Sandee, Very good and smart. Blessings dearest. Catherine xo

  16. LOL, that is one smart cop.

  17. Sometime lawyers can help and sometime an a$$hole client is beyond any help.

  18. Some people deserve what they get.

  19. Thank was way too funny. Thanks for sharing. Have a great night.

  20. This was great! Thanks for laugh


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