Sunday, June 16, 2013

Silly Sunday

Silly Sunday is the place to come for weekly laughs. The rules are simple, in fact if you don't like rules then just ignore the few that are posted below. This is a great opportunity to get to know other bloggers and have a laugh or two in the process. I'll do my very best to visit everyone's Silly Sunday post.

Here is how it works: Laugh and Link Up!
  • Blog about something funny, silly or laughable – a joke, comic, funny story, etc
  • Add the URL of your funny blog post on the Silly Sunday Linky for the week below.
Dude...

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and that he's going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.

He then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?!" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in!

The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"

The Monkey looks down and says "WOW, DUDE... how much water did you drink?"

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings


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23 comments :

  1. LOL that monkey was well out of it :-)

    Have a tastic Sunday :-)

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  2. Have a Happy 'silly' Sunday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  3. ROTFLMAO Oh I needed that laugh this morning. Too funny. I like that one. Hope Sandee that you and Zane are having a really fun time. Take care.

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  4. That is funny!! Woof!
    Happy Fathers day!

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  5. Hahahahahahahahhhaaaa...
    Happy Father's Day!

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  6. Doooode! Awards celebration at Woodsterman today. d-)

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  7. Hahaha. Good one.

    Sunny skies and smooth flying expected.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  8. mwahahahahaha I would say it must have taken place in Colorado but they don't have croc's and the monkeys are are in Congress :P

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  9. haha...Happy week!

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  10. That's a lot of water! Bwahahahahaahahahaha! Off to the gun club today to watch hubby shoot. Not sure whether he's doing 5-stand or sporting clays.

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  11. Ha ha! Love it. Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there.

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  12. bahahahaha! Didn't see that coming. Good one!

    Have a lovley day! big hugs xoxo

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  13. One stoned Monkey---pass it around!

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  14. HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE DADDIES !!! HUGS!!! XOXOXOX

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  15. LOL! That monkey was very 'high!'

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  16. LOL, that's a good one

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  17. oh rats! now roche' wants a joint. lol

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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  18. That was really funny!

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  19. ggss (giggle giggle snort snort) :-)

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  20. hahahaha!!! :) that is hilarious!

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  21. :)) Good one today, Sandee!!! y-)

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  22. LOL - thanks for the laughs, Sorry I am so late :)

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