Monday, June 24, 2013

Mondays Smile

A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper."

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie.

Confused, the man went to his rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma.

"Let me tell you a story," replied the rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice: 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel.

The man protested, "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?"

"No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed."

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  1. Now that's funny.Thanks for the laugh this morning. It's a good day!

  2. You are funny. That is one of your gifts, making people laugh. Hugs.

  3. That's funny, thank you for the Monday laugh :) Hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  4. That is so true. Well said. Always glad to visit here and have a good laugh. Hope that boat is behaving itself. Take care.

  5. Funny. I know the IRS has a bad reputation but twice in my life I've been contacted by the IRS because they owed ME money!

  6. That was a good way to start a Monday! Hope you have a good one too! sandie

  7. bahahahaha. Good one. Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

  8. Yeah, but never enough ...

  9. good one! a real knee slapper! roche' didn't get it though and i was too embarrassed to explain it to him. would you please email him the explanation?

    smiles, bee

  10. LOL! Thanks for the Monday giggle Sandee!

    Hope you have a great day! Smooches to Little Bit!

  11. That's funny. The best humor has the element of truth in it. If you've had to deal with the IRS you know a neck-high flannel isn't going to help.

  12. I needed a good laugh on this cool rainy morning thanks

  13. That's funny.
    Have a great day!

  14. oiy vey!!! hugzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! :)

  15. Great way to start the day---I needed that one!

  16. Good one! lol
    Moral of the story: Never ask your mom what to wear on your wedding night.

  17. Thanks so much for the birthday wishes! Have a great day!

  18. Sage advice. Have a great week

  19. funny and oh so true :)

  20. =)) I'll never forget the day I visited the IRS. Nice one, Sandee. :-h

  21. oh hahahahah Happy Monday to you!

  22. hahahahaha!!! happy happy Monday :) What a nice way to start the week!! with a smile :D


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