Thursday, May 2, 2013
Posted by Sandee
The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal freezing winters, you have been given the gift of life for thirty minutes to do what you wish to do the most.”
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, “You have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”
He asks her, “Shall we?”
She eagerly replies, “Oh yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time I’ll hold the pigeon down and you poop on its head.”
Hat tip: Steve of Burnt Food Dude
Image Credit: Vintage Pair of Male & Female Sculptures
Labels: Ironic Humor