Thursday, May 2, 2013

The Statues

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky, and with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal freezing winters, you have been given the gift of life for thirty minutes to do what you wish to do the most.”

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel tells them, “You have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”

He asks her, “Shall we?”

She eagerly replies, “Oh yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time I’ll hold the pigeon down and you poop on its head.”

Hat tip: Steve of Burnt Food Dude
Image Credit: Vintage Pair of Male & Female Sculptures
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23 comments :

  1. LOL that is so cute and an unexpected end

    Have a pooptastic day Sandy :-)

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  2. sometimes you're the bird and sometimes you're the statue... they waited a loooong time to be the bird! bahahahaha!

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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  3. I agree with Steve, completely unexpected and very funny.

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  4. I'm still laughing over Barb's comment! Good one to begin my day.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  5. Too funny. Nothing better than pay back.
    Sandee, I am getting some hysterical comments on Gaby, our rock. This really is fun. Thanks for starting the rock idea. Take care.

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  6. oh a knee slapper!

    smiles, bee
    xoox

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  7. Dear Sandee, The irony of life! blessings dearest. Catherine xo

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  8. Well, I didn't see that coming, but should have! I agree with Barb.

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  9. Sounds like fair play to me. Thanks as always for the morning laugh.

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  10. Ah yes rats with wings. :P

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  11. Bwahahahaahahahahahahahaaha!
    now that is funny!

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  12. well you know what they say about paybacks. that poor pigeon is certainly finding out...lol

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  13. Ha ha! Didn't expect that ending :)

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  14. LOL! Surprise ending Sandee! Enjoy the rest of your Thursday.

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  15. Sometimes nothing is sweeter than revenge! I would have love to seen that---or maybe not!

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  16. Well I guess they deserved it.

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  17. PETA isn't laughing. But I am ;-)

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  18. LOL Laughing at Barbs comment to.. Have a wonderful day, we are all behind :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  19. Hehe I LOVE THAT one. sandie

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  20. :)) Love it, Sandy. They poop all over our balcony railing. d(

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