Saturday, May 25, 2013

Silly Saturday

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke you should know something."

 Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
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20 comments :

  1. bahahahahaha! Yup, way too much trouble!

    Have a lovely day at the YC, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  2. Smart choice. Those jokes are usually only funny the first couple times you hear them any way.

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  3. Such a smart guy to not tell that joke. LOL. No fun repeating something THAT many times. Take care Sandee and Zane and good sailing to ya.

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  4. oh bwa hahahahah good one! Now you go out there and have a wonerful day!

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  5. oh a KNEE SLAPPER today!

    smiles, bee
    xoxo

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  6. Good thing I'm not blonde or blind (thank God). sandie

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  7. That cracked me up! Way too much trouble.

    Big hugs from chilly nawth Jawjah, honey...

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  8. LOL! The blind guy is smart!:) I hope your Saturday is going great Sandee.

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  9. I love blond jokes, and this one never fails to make me laugh.

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  10. :-O Blondes are female, Sandee!!! These are all men. d-)
    ..
    Take a look at Mr. Linky, a study by Internet SPAMMER has holt of it. :-h
    ..

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  11. Buahahaha,I like this one oodles and tons. :)

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  12. I hope he lived to tell another joke!

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  13. Dear Sandee, Thank you for the joke and the smiles. Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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  14. This just might be the best ever blonde joke.

    Thanks for the laughs.

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  15. LMAO the blind man had them all covered :-)

    Have a fantastical day

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  16. Is this new version of blind man's bluff? LOL

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