Monday, May 13, 2013

Mondays Smile

The Seaman Mom Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers:

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,you'll never go anywhere again.

Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Stock up and save. Limit: one.

Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale

3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.

Great Dames for sale.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.


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7 comments :

  1. These are great. For some reason my favorite one is the stock up and save :)

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  2. These are funny, thanks for the morning chuckle! Love the pre-school teacher ad best!

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  3. These are great! I truly LOL!

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  4. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Now that is funny! sandie

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  5. these are really funny. Like that stock up and save, limit one

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  6. Do children takes like chicken?

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  7. Am liking these, Sandee. :D
    I was a magician's helper one night. He ran a sword through my throat. Also guessed my card and I don't remember all the rest of it.
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