Thursday, April 25, 2013

The Usher

A man arrives at the theater to see the latest production only to learn that it is completely sold out. He finds an usher and pleads with him, "You must help me, I am a HUGE theater fan. I've been to every opening night performance at this theater for twenty years. I can't bear to miss this play, is there any possible way you can find me a seat?"

The usher says he'll see what he can do. A few minutes later the usher returns and tells the man he has found him a vacant seat. He leads him inside the theater to be seated.

A few moments later the man is waving for the usher again. He whispers to the usher, "This play is a mystery, and I love mysteries. But I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."

The usher manages once again to find the man a seat, this time in the second row. As he seats him, the man hands the usher a quarter. The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The wife did it."

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25 comments :

  1. Seems the usher also had a little tip of his own. bahahaha!

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  2. LOL, funny..Have a wonderful day, Hugs xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. Bazinga! Nice touch, Mr. Usher.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  4. Too funny. Nothing better than a little payback. That was a good one. Have a great day.C-)

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  5. LMAO I think that is 1 - 0 to the usher :))

    Have a brilliant day

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  6. I've seen that play too. =))

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  7. High five to the usher. :)

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  8. Ha! That served him right!

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  9. as Bugs BUnny would say "What a maroon" this was a good one! Cheers and have a great day!

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  10. That will teach him not to be so cheap.

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  11. You are funny! Thank you!

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  12. Hahahahahaaa....never take ushers for granted!
    Have a great day!

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  13. LOL! He could have missed the play after all. The usher wanted a bigger tip! Enjoy the rest of your day Sandee.

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  14. Give that usher a raise :)

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  15. What goes around comes around. Payback is hell at times.

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  16. Ha..the usher's been talking to Seymour..

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  17. I guess he should have stayed where he was.

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  18. Ha Ha!!! That'll teach the cheapskate

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  19. lol...Awesome revenge....very good Sandee..

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  20. LOL wonderful payback thanks for the laugh :D

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