Tuesday, April 9, 2013

The Lecture

A senior citizen was stopped by the police around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife."
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27 comments :

  1. Hawahhawaahhaaa, thank you for the laugh..Big hugs and have a wonderful Tuesday xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. bahahahahahaha! No. Doubt.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  3. Well now, at least he knew what he was in for. He should have asked for a night in the slammer. Haha.

    Good morning, from sunny and warm, Pennsylvania!! FINALLY!!! (I have been wanting to say that for weeks.)

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  4. Got a snort out of me for that one. Good one. Hope you have a good day even without the boat. Take care.

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  5. Oh yes, at least he still has his memory in tact. Hahahahahah. Dog house, here he comes!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  6. hee hee hee....giggle! Happy Tuesday to you!

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  7. I know that woman too. She's unmerciful.d-)

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  8. Yah, I hate those lectures 'cause there are so boring. LOL

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  9. I hope I won't be needing that lecture ever :)

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  10. LOL good one seems he is late too :-)

    Have a fantabulosa day :-)

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  11. Good one. I must remember this.

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  12. Totally loved it, this started my morning with a grin, thanks Sandee! :-)

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  13. that was a good one, yeah this wind can go away how do u add these faces to the comment they r cute

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  14. LOL We don't bother with lectures around here, there's just no point :)

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  15. LOL! This is so funny! Enjoy the rest of your day Sandee.

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  16. Haha, that is hilarious! It most likely applies to 99% of married man on earth :)

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  17. You got it dude! And I'm on the lecture circuit!!!!!!

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  18. LOL Thanks for the laugh I needed that today :D have a great day

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  19. Been there done that, but it was no lecture---just a boot out the door!

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  20. LOLLOL... I bet that caught the officer off guard, it did me :))

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  21. Sheesh...poor guy...probably never met a lecture he liked...

    Happy wakes...PLU from SSF

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  22. Seniors out at 2 AM get stopped every bit as often as the teenagers do. They just don't go through searching the seniors' cars like they do the teens.

    I've been stopped both ways, they are nicer to the seniors which makes it a little easier.
    ..

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  23. LOL - I wonder if that would work :)

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  24. That was a good one.

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