Thursday, April 11, 2013

The Flagpole

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up, when a blonde passing by asked them what they were doing.

Paddy said: 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches and walked off.

Mick said to Paddy: "Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the bloody height, and she gives us the length".

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
Image Credit: Tony Lem Flagpoles and Flags
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25 comments :

  1. I love Paddy and Mick jokes. Thanks for the laughs.

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  2. hahaha! bless their hearts.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  3. Now that was too cute. Sure gave me a great chuckle this morning. Hope you and Zane have a great day and that the boat is fixed. Take care.

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  4. Finally, a positive 'blond' joke :)

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  5. Yes, but... but... how did they get it back up?

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  6. Hawahhaaawaa Have a wonderful day, thanks for the laugh, hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  7. Can't please them, right! Hahaha

    Have yourselves a good day. Big hugs, honey...

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  8. What was she thinking? y-) c-)

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  9. LOL once again you brought laughter to my morning :)

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  10. hahahah silly silly silly hahahah
    Have a happy day!

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  11. Blondes are better placed than Irishmen! Great news for blondes!
    Have a great day!

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  12. Blondes do have more fun!:)

    PLU from SSF

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  13. I'm glad I'm gray! sandie

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  14. Bwahahahaahahahha... A smart blonde joke! LOL! Love it!

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  15. lol...lol...You made my day with that one!

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  16. LOL! Thanks for giving me a good laugh Sandee. Enjoy the rest of your day.

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  17. Poor blondes, they never get the appreciation they truly, undoubtedly deserve. Deep inside, they really are very smart (no relationship to my...light hair color, hehe)
    Great joke, Sandee!

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  18. Finally a blond joke that favors blonds!

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  19. =)) I love your blonde jokes, Sandee. Mrs. Jim does too!
    :-O (p.s. I might be Irish.)
    ..

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  20. LOL that was a good one thanks for the late night laugh

    Have a good evening Sandee :-)

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  21. Why are blondes always concerned about the length?

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  22. At least she had a tape measure!

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  23. I didn't realize that Irishmen were dumber than blondes lol

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  24. Finally, a smart blonde joke!

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  25. ... look how wide this runway is.


    :D

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