Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up, when a blonde passing by asked them what they were doing.
Paddy said: 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches and walked off.
Mick said to Paddy: "Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the bloody height, and she gives us the length".
Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
Image Credit: Tony Lem Flagpoles and Flags