Thursday, April 18, 2013

Smart Dogs

Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren't any ducks out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two ducks out there."

Earl says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Earl doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two ducks out there!"

Chester says, "Well, I got him from the breeder up the road. If you want, you can get one from him, too."

So Earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. The breeder obliges and Earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Earl's leg.

Outraged, Earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"

The breeder asks Earl what the dog did. So Earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.

The breeder says, "Earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more f***ing ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!"

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22 comments :

  1. My father-in-law used to be a big duck hunter, so I bet he'd get a kick out of this one.

    Happy Thursday to ya!

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  2. ROFLMAO, so funny. Have a wonderful day..Hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  3. Silly man, he couldn't even tell what the dog was telling him. What was his problem?? :D

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  4. My brother-in-law could use one of those dogs! Good one.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  5. Makes perfect sense to me, but you better keep Earl away from bitches in heat. =))

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  6. Some times it's hard to read the 'signals'! sandie

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  7. Smart dog... smart seller!
    Have a good day!

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  8. LMFAO that's hilarious :D

    Have a fantabulosa day ;-)

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  9. OMG hahahah I am sending this to my hunting brother! Have a great day!

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  10. Hee hee! As always the dog was smarter than he was!

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  11. Poor doggie. I'll bet he didn't order a stupid Earl. =)

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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  12. ROFL. Guess h should have asked for a little instruction on how to understand the dog.

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  13. Where is that breeder located? I can recall, in my youth, seeing the water literally black with thousands and thousands of ducks. One shot got you more that you could clean---no limit back then.

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  14. Too bad the dog couldn't speak.

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  15. Bwahahahaahahahahahaahhha!!!!!

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  16. Too bad I don't speak dog

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  17. I wish his dog could speak English.
    :(( BTW, my kiddie filter balked at this one. I had to override it.
    ..

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  18. Bwahahahaha! Dogs are pretty dang smart.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  19. LOL! That is one intelligent dog!

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  20. Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa! My sweetie loved that one! Very clever. heeheeeheeeeeeeee!

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