Monday, April 29, 2013

Mondays Smile

The Seaman Mom A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party...

The conversation turned to Mozart. "Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!"

The woman, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah, Mozart. You're so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Coney Island."

There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at her. Her husband was mortified. He pulled her away and whispered, "We're leaving right now. Get your coat and let's get out of here."

As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself. Finally his wife turned to him. "You're angry about something."

"Oh really? You noticed?" he sneered. "I've never been so embarrassed in my life! You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Coney Island? You idiot! Don't you know the No. 5 bus doesn't go out to Coney Island?"
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28 comments :

  1. Too funny. Mom had a great laugh. Who knew. :-?

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  2. Too Funny...I thought it was going in a entirely different direction...How's the water, besides wet?...PLU from SSF

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  3. I wouldn't know...I don't ride the No. 5 bus. I used to take the South Peoria bus...in Tulsa. Just sayin'.

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  4. LOL! Thanks for a good laugh on this Monday morning Sandee! Have a good day.

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  5. oh so silly everyone knows the #5 doesn't go to Coney Island! hahahahah Happy week to you!

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  6. hawahhawaaa..Thank you for the Monday laugh :) hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  7. Well shoot, how do I get to Coney Island then? c-)

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  8. =D> Which one is the blonde? d-)
    c-) Nice joke, Sandee. LOL!!! y-)

    :-f Have a nice day. :-h
    ..

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  9. Good one. Thanks for the morning laugh.

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  10. Har! Bless hear heart. And his, too. :D

    Have a fab day, Sandee. And a Happy Snappy Anniversary to you and Z-man!! big hugs xoxo

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  11. Ahahahahaha! Good joke! I am actually forwarding this to my husband because it's right up his alley!

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  12. Should have turned left at Albuquerque!

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  13. Great joke, but I miss Monday's Fragments. :)

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  14. LOL, that's what they get for trying to be uppity :)

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  15. That why I always mix with people I'm comfortable with ;)

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  16. That's why I don't even try to keep up with the Jones'!

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  17. LOL! That's not where I was expecting it to go!

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  18. lol...thanks for making me laugh! :)

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  19. That was sooo not what I thought would be the ending! Loved it:)

    Big hugs, honey...

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  20. Forget about the No. 5 bus. Where is Coney Island---wouldn't it take a boat to get there?

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  21. And I guess poor Mozart doesn't make enough to afford a car.

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  22. I was going another way looking for the punch line too. I ain't too smart neither. It was funny though, as usual.

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  23. Thanks Sandee, your support is touching :)
    Have a great week, full of smiles :)

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  24. Is this a new blog hop? For anything fun, or only those doing Monday Smiles?

    Loved the joke, even read this one to hubby.

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  25. LOL whas he blonde? funny

    Have a brilliant day

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  26. There's always one isn't it so but two that are
    married is hilarious. Bwahahahahahaha! You made our day!

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  27. He, he, Very funny...lol...

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