Thursday, March 7, 2013

You're All Alike


An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: "I don't like Chinese."

The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?"

"Your people bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

"Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese."

"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, you're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says, "No like Jews."

"Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

"The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same."
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29 comments :

  1. Funny, this made me chuckle. Didn't see that coming.

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  2. That is hysterical. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6-BTJcVpwY0/UTIvhF_PL-I/AAAAAAAABCI/SS-LDADTSls/s1600/yahoo.gif Can't wait to see if that works.

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  3. LOL, well that doesn't work. Maybe you are supposed to do this; y-)

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  4. Oh, those Bergs will get you every time.

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  5. All da same...just stir'em up!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  6. Cheese vs berg(er)! I enjoyed the Chinese's reply.
    Have a great day!

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  7. too cute. how is seymour? and his black doggie? (jk!)

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  8. To make the emoticons work you need to type in the : ) or the : (

    :) :( w-)

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  9. Hahhaaaahahhaaa :) Love it ..Thanks..Big hugs xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  10. Bwahahahaahahaahahahahaha... I'm rolling on this one. Too darn funny!

    I'm sharing this...

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  11. *snort* still laughing...

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  12. w-) I just drug mine in, Sndee.
    Bwaaaa! LOL
    I love this. At last the rub today isn't on
    the lawyer, Southerner, Texan, or elderly!!!!
    :)) (drug too) :X
    ..

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  13. LMAO! that was funnynese c-)

    Have a fantabulosaberg day/evening Sandee :-h

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  14. so very very silly! Me I like a hamBERGer

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  15. Ha! All berg's are the same!

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  16. funny, bawaha,ha,ha,!!

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  17. Not all the same... lots of varieties. And variety is the spice of life!

    Have a spicy day! big hugs xoxo

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  18. Ha ha ha ha! or is it :) :D :) :D

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  19. LOL, that was a good one

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  20. That deserves a big BWAHAHAHA!!!

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  21. Michelle usually doesn't like jokes I tell her but this one made her laugh

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  22. LOL! Good one Sandee. Enjoy the rest of your day.

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  23. Humans are all alike!

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  24. Go go chinese!!! hahahaha :))

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  25. Well played, First Officer. Well played!

    Hope you have a lovely weekend, Sandee!!!! I have a new camera to learn. I am a happy girl, for what feels like the first time in a long time. My grandma would be so pleased.

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  26. Very funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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  27. BHWHAHAHAHAHAHA...I amuse easily ;-)

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