Thursday, March 14, 2013

The Job Interview

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying, "Ehhhh... 22!"

The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And uhh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Mandy!"

The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"

Oh that, replies the blonde, That's just me running through, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...
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25 comments :

  1. Bless her little heart.

    Hope y'all have a good day. Ours is chilly. I don't like.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  2. Makes perfect sense to me ... hire her. :-*

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  3. hahahahaaa...typical blonde!
    have agreat day!

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  4. That is pretty funny and what a good idea about the name.Next time I can't remember who I am, just sing Happy birthday to me. Love it. Take care Sandee and hope you and Zane have a fantastic day.

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  5. Ha Ha Ha!!! Best blonde joke I've heard for ages Sandee.

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  6. I'd have to sing it out loud or it wouldn't work for me. Oh, good grief... am I dumber than a blonde?

    Have a lovely day. It's cold here again. I may have to take off my sandals and put on shoes and socks. bugger. big hugs xoxo

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  7. oh hahahah! Silly blonde....why didn't she just open her purse and look at her id?
    Have a great day- I have yet to even get my flip flops out of the summer box!

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  8. There may not be enough fingers and toes in the room for me to count to my age. Just sayin'.

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  9. I was smart enough to wear a name tag.
    I put it on upside down so I could read it.

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  10. Now that is my type of blond girl! Hubba Hubba!

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  11. Oh, poor girl ha ha ha!

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  12. She's what we would call an Essex girl over here :) Big Hugs xxxooxx
    Mollie and Alfie

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  13. oboy, she's really a dumb one! ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoox

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  14. I love blonde jokes. I love blonde!!!
    This one is great. LOL

    Thank you. We have enjoyed telling our friends about the blondes riding on the upper deck of the double decker bus. Now we have another to tell them. c-)
    ..

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  15. Oh my... she's a fast one... not!

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  16. That's kind of cute...dumb but cute LOL

    Have a blondetastic evening :-)

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  17. LOL! So funny! Enjoy the rest of your day Sandee.

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  18. oh boy, now that is a seriously dumb blond

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  19. I love silly blonde jokes.

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  20. LOL! I needed that chuckle today Sandee!

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  21. Dumb blondes are in great demand if they look really good. Just the way things are.

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  22. Now that's funny. Sad thing, I've know this woman. And she's blonde. We have stereotypes for a reason I suppose.

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  23. i know a girl like that. She actually graduated valedictorian and top of her class in nursing school, but seemed dumb as a rock to talk to her.

    She once asked me, "What's the name of that dog on Scooby Doo?"

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  24. I like it! You've got to know JFK and M Monroe to get this one...lol.....funny..

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