Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Man vs. Woman

Memories:
A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry
her. A man cherishes the memory of the woman who he didn't marry.
Understanding Women:
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before
marriage and after marriage.

What a Woman Wants:
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:
One is to let her think she is having her own way.
The other is to let her have it.

Longevity:
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more
willing to die.

Mistakes:
Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people
remembering the same thing.

The Battle:
A woman always has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Image Credit: Battle of the Sexes
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22 comments :

  1. Love it, I read yesterdays as well, so pleased Seymour is behaving himself and it's great he has good manners...LOL xx0xx We are getting really attached to him LOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  2. nyahahaha!! I love the last two, mistakes and the battle :) sometimes I tend to remember husband's mistakes longer :D

    Have a very blessed day Sandee!!!

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  3. LOL now I tend to agree with those ;-)

    Have a fantastico day

    PS:Love to Seymour

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  4. They might be cherishing the same memory...the man who wanted to marry the her might not be the one she married. Just sayin'.

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  5. LOL, actually some good advice mixed in here.

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  6. Sounds right to me. Just like cats, women rule. Nothing wrong with that. But dogs rule too. Take care Sandee and have a great day.

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  7. too funny! and also too true!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  8. Fabulous. I love the first one on marriage memories!
    Have a great day!

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  9. And your point is??? Bwahahahaha! It is quite simple, right? Right!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  10. That last one is soooooo true.

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  11. I have absolutely no response to that.
    Nor, can I add anything.

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  12. A sure way for a woman to get something she wants is to let the husband think it was his idea :)

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  13. My ex would probably agree on the new argument one... bahahahahahaha!

    big hugs xoxo

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  14. Wade needs to learn that one about what a woman wants :)

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  15. Walter says these are all pretty much right on target! We're both laughing here...I can barely type!

    Good one today Sandee!
    Big hugs and Walter says WTG!

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  16. LOL! The last one is absolutely right on!

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  17. Mistakes --- You betcha! LOL!

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  18. Funny but true. I had an extra good laugh at the Longevity & Mistakes ones.

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  19. funny and true post! Hi to Seymour

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