Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Deportation

A new Government initiative:

To help save the economy, the Government will announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting senior citizens (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and N.H.S. costs (flu shots, walkers, wheelchairs, free prescriptions, bus passes, etc.)

The Government has established that older people are easier to catch and, in most cases, will not remember how to get back home.

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblines
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19 comments :

  1. Well crap. Where can I hide?

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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  2. Oh no! We are lucky they haven't done this yet; I can see how it could happen though!

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  3. I'm writing this from Ensenada, Mexico and I'm lost.

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  4. So where are we getting deported to?? As long as it is Hawaii and they let me take my cats and donkeys and the dog, I am fine with that. Too funny. How is Seymour??? Do we have little rocks on the way??

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  5. So funny, Like Marg said, we hope you go to a lovely place..They just stick our old folk in dirty old homes here and forget about them.. Have a wonderful day, got some think for you, no it's not Diamonds xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  6. deport me to a cruise ship please!

    smiles, bee
    xooxoxoxox

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  7. MM and I will go on the cruise ship with the Empress!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  8. Who says old people are neglected? Government is really worried about them and makes innovative plans to relocate them.
    Long live senior citizens!

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  9. The sad part about this is that it makes about as much sense as any of the other proposals from the last decade.

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  10. Sadly that's how it seems here in the UK our government don't give two hoots for them unless there is local or a general election approaching that is.

    Have a fantabulosa week Sandee

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  11. I'm afraid; I wonder how they define "senior citizen." I just might be one.

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  12. Sorry Hawaii hopefuls. That is still in the United States! Let's all be deported to Bora Bora!!!! Waiter ... more pineapple and sugar cane please. :)

    Happy Tuesday favorite friend! :)

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  13. I'm sure I have some valid thoughts on the subject.

    I'm just not sure anyone's ready yet.

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  14. LOL! Thanks for brightening my afternoon Sandee!

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  15. Well at least I know that I'll be going somewhere warm in my senior years...lol

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  16. LOL - my favorite line was that they are easier to catch.

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  17. Deport me to a gated community in Mexico. My income would go farther there anyway.

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  18. If they deport us and we take our money with us, the government will be broke is a week. Catch me if you can!!!

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  19. I heard this rumor before!! I better carry a loaf of bread with me to leave a crumb trail to find my way back!
    I wish I lived with you and had the hummingbirds year round, we watch & feed the birds year round, but any season but winter is my favorite!

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