Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Dear Abby

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place, we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.

Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation.

I headed straight out the front door. There, leaning against my car, was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancee what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself, including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Signed,
Confused
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26 comments :

  1. Dang. What did Abby say? Don't keep me waiting in suspense!

    hahahaha!

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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  2. hahahahaha!!! the condom saved him and the wedding :)

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  3. Safe sex is always the smart move!

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  4. he got away with that one, but next time.....

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  5. Dear Confused, Keep it to yourself, the benefits could be great later on.

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  6. Oh too funny. Wonder what Abby did say. WE think he did right by leaving even if he was going for a condom. Take care Sandee and have a great day.

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  7. Mum is the word!!!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  8. I'd be looking at my in-laws with distrust- who knows what else they will do in the future.
    Yoicks!

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  9. I'ld think twice before getting married to that family.

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  10. It's not the job of the parents to test this fellow's moral character. I'd be outraged if it was me. His marriage isn't going to be smooth with this type of in-laws.

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  11. Haaahhaaaa Not such a good boy..Have a wonderful Tuesday..Hugs xxx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  12. LOL! It sounds like it's going to be a rocky marriage!

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  13. a perfect lesson in the importance of practicing safe sex....lol

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  14. Bwahahaahahahahahahahaa!
    Smart boy, always wear a raincoat!

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  15. Nice little story, Sandee. LOL
    I liked the sweet and sour ending.
    ..

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  16. What a test! I wonder what Abby said. Enjoy the rest of your Tuesday Sandee.

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  17. Lucky they were in the car & not in his wallet

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  18. LOL what a sneaky man. Thanks for the smile :)

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  19. That's quite the test!

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  20. Just keep walking.

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  21. Sounds like he is marrying into an adventurous family. Good luck.

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  22. I like the fact he was going to take precautions :-)

    Have a condomtastic day ;-)

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  23. LOL - I would love to see Abby's answer. What an ass. Sorry for the bad word.

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  24. What will Abby's channeler say? What would she say about Seymour and Julia? About pterydactyl sex with Yugos? So much to learn....

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  25. My advice; run, run as fast as you can. Who know what devious tricks they had taught their little princess.

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