Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Women

Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
Parties: Going Without New Outfits
Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
Introduction to Parking

These courses are of course taught by men.

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20 comments :

  1. Hi Sandee! I'm back from a four day out of town trip with friends :)

    I think I need # 8 Sometimes I speak even before I think..lol specially to hubs.

    Have a nice day!!

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  2. I need #8 and #11. I have no clue why I need #11 and why it is so difficult for me to hang up because I don't like talking on the phone.

    But I am blond and some times the world is different for me...lol...I'm blond...I can say it!!

    Big hugs and happy day to you guys!!:-)

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  3. This is really funny, although I think number 5 is not true.

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  4. Hahaha. Indeed, all of the above is urgently needed by majority of women to be learned. Fashion and attitude, it's probably the most highlighted. But in fact, women can't be separated from beauty.

    Do you know? I always worry when I was behind a car driven by a woman, hehehe.

    Have a great day, Grandma Sandee :)

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  5. Those are all hysterical and probably true. So now we need a course for men. Have a great day.

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  6. It took me awhile to get #9 figgered out:). Sometimes!

    Good ones.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  7. I audited #9, watching other wives... Passed the exam on that one.

    Now #1? Hard for a person who was vaccinated with a phonograph needle! LOL!

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  8. I'm going on record that I take issue with #10. And 11... well, since I turned 17. Just saying.

    Big hugs honey xoxo

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  9. As the "Man" in our house, I've run into a few of those. Bathroom Etiquette I is one that really hits home.

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  10. Well I think their all true but then I would LOL

    Have a fantabuliciously good evening :-)

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  11. #6 is the only one of these that I deal with. My razor is MINE!

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  12. My wife works next to a bank yet never has cash

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  13. These are too funny. Hope you have a great day.

    Big hugs.
    Lydia

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  14. LOL! Interesting training courses Sandee! Enjoy the rest of your Tuesday.

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  15. I'm really good at #2 but of course I'm a CPA! :)

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  16. I've got most of those mastered no problem but 8 I could use a refresher course on

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  17. These courses need to be bundled together for a complete package.

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  18. According to hubby, I need #10 and #12. He thinks I can't drive and I think I'm very good at it. Would love to hear some of these courses. It would be like a comedy show for women.

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  19. I'm not saying a word...nope, I'm not.

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  20. can't imagine a SILENT woman!

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