Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Men

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you... I want to marry you... I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

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22 comments :

  1. I'll take the Women Menopause, please... I neither want to date young girls nor drive a motorcyle! :)

    Have a lovely day! big hugs xoxo

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  2. In a way it's true LOL, and I totally agree with the skiddies :-)

    Must go need to rev my bike up I have a date ;-)

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  3. I have had the first one scare me. Because it happened within the first month of dating. YIKES

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  4. Too funny. Have a great day.

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  5. all SO true! have a lovely day honey...

    hugs, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  6. True, true, true! And funny.

    Big hugs from WPB, honey...

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  7. So funny,tears rolling..So true..LOL Have a wonderful Tuesday xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  8. Those were pretty darn funny. Mom needed a laugh. Thank COD I am way too old for all of that stuff. LOL.

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  9. Comedy Plus has become a font of relationship wisdom. I'm learning a lot.

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  10. Hahaha, oh men.. even myself very rarely hear that men get menopause.

    Have a great day, Grandma :)

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  11. Thank goodness Barbie hadn't been invented when I was a child. Dolls were all podgy babies or battered up dolls with arms and eyes missing lol.

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  12. Amen... So true. LOL at the menopause comment. Made me giggle.

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  13. LOL....I love it the instant replay remark!

    ♥ Big hugs ♥

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  14. LOL! So true! Enjoy the rest of your day Sandee.

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  15. And all these years I was blaming my self image issues on my mother but then again she was the one that bought me that darn Barbie....lol

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  16. I was able to take a break from riding my motorcycle long enough to read this.

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  17. Tell me about it; I am getting old and forgetful..It's a lot of hard work to have a good relationship...I am trying to build one with my 16 year old estranged daughter to no avail...

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  18. So true lol!
    Hope all is well,
    Janet :)

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  19. All true, but my favorite was tne menopause ones.

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  20. My self confidence definitely comes from my close association with Super Broccoli Man

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  21. Would have commented earlier, but I was out on my motorcycle. Now, if I could just get a young girl to go along.

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  22. I would have commented earlier but this older guy invited me for a ride on his motorcycle.

    hahahahahaaaa .... I can always pretend that happened though and I won't get the bugs in my teeth either.

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