Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Old and New

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Okay, got to poke fun at the other side of the aisle too...

Original Chinese Proverb:

Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Monday, July 30, 2012

Awww...Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

Make sure you leave a link to your post here and I'll visit your Awww...Mondays post. What better why to start the week than with a smile.

The Story Game

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It's time to play The Story Game again. Here's how it works. I'll start a story. You continue it in comments. Each commenter picks up where the last left off. In a few days I'll give it an ending and post our story with the links to everyone who participated under the heading, "Contributing Authors".

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Saturday, July 28, 2012

Nonconformist Bird

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There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the big deal, anyway?"

Friday, July 27, 2012

Fragments

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Word verification sucks. The new one that blogger put out is almost impossible sometimes. It sure makes it difficult for old eyes to see what to type. I hate it and if I'm still visiting you and you use word verification then I must like you an awful lot. Sigh!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Politics 101

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One of my daily stops is Mike at A Five Minute Vacation. He has many topics he covers but I really like it when he writes about politics. We, as a nation, are so very divided. It's a shame, because the really important things are often overlooked because people are stuck on their party lines. It doesn't matter what wrong the politicians commit they stick to their party line.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. It's time to ponder and then answer just one question. Okay, you can add all you want as a reason for your answer too. We'd all like that.

So here's this weeks question: You've just grilled that cheeseburger and now it's time to pile it high with goodies. What's going to be in that cheeseburger?

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Ford F-150

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I stopped by the Ford Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new F-150 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct...

The salesman sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned, "This must be a Republican truck."

Monday, July 23, 2012

Awww...Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

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Grandchildren

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How children perceive their Grandparents...

1. Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked.
"Sure," said the young boy confidently. 'It means carrying a child."

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Saturday, July 21, 2012

Grandchildren

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How children perceive their Grandparents...

1. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like. "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire; it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods."

Friday, July 20, 2012

Grandchildren

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How children perceive their Grandparents...

1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before.

After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Grandma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!"

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Politics

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You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. There isn't a right or wrong answer to this question as everyone has different opinions on any given issue.

So here's this weeks question: If you could visit anywhere in the world where would you go and why?

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Internet Warning!

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If you get an e-mail titled “Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi,” don’t open it.

It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.

Hat tip: ♥Hubby♥

Monday, July 16, 2012

Awww...Mondays

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More Bad Predictions

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"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible." -- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)

"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" -- H. M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Saturday, July 14, 2012

Kids on Medicine

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"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"For head cold: Use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."

Friday, July 13, 2012

Kids - Part II

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"The Seventh Commandment is, 'Thou shalt not admit adultery.'"

"Moses died before he ever reached Canada."

"Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol."

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Kids - Part I

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"In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off."

"Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree."

"Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark."

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Wednesdays Question

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It's Wednesday so that means it's question time. There isn't a right or wrong answer to this question as everyone has different opinions on any given issue.

So here's this weeks question: What is your favorite type of books?

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Little Johnny

23 comments:
A teacher was giving a talk on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.

"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, come fly the friendly skies?"

Monday, July 9, 2012

Awww...Mondays

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Black Heart

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A current track this week by Stooshe currently No.5 in the UK charts. I ♥ this song. Enjoy, and have a great week!

Stooshe (stylised as stooshe.) are an English girl group from London, consisting of members Alexandra Buggs, Karis Anderson and Courtney Rumbold. They were signed to Warner Music in August 2011 and they released their first promotional single, "Betty Woz Gone", in October 2011. It was announced on 5 December that Stooshe had been nominated for the BBC's Sound of 2012 poll.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Silly Sunday

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Saturday, July 7, 2012

The Transfer

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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.. They were both very much in favor of it.

Friday, July 6, 2012

A Lesson in Irony

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The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is actually proud of the fact it is distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us to "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Introvert

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An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?"

She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Happy 4th America

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Happy Independence Day America!

Independence Day, commonly known as the Fourth of July, is a federal holiday in the United States commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain.

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

The Private Club

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There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?"

"Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"

"Yes."

Monday, July 2, 2012

Awww...Mondays

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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww...and that's it.

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Scary Flight

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After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that "we're just waiting for the pilots."

The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are using guide dogs and appear to be blind. There are murmurs among the passengers, and some believe it is a joke.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Silly Sunday

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