Saturday, December 1, 2012

Women!

Why it's better to be a Woman!

We got off the Titanic first.

We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

We can cry and get off speeding fines.

We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

Taxis stop for us.

We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

We'll never regret piercing our ears.

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21 comments :

  1. Great list - although I never looked gorgeous in a boyfriends clothes :)

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  2. well I may not look like a frog in a blender when I'm dancing but I'm not Ginger Rogers either

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  3. Those are just terrific. Frog in a blender is pretty darn funny. They are all just perfect and we did get off the Titanic first. Hope you have a great week end Sandee.

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  4. So true, so true! It's great to be US.

    Big hugs from chilly Mayberry, honey...

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  5. I love the frog in the blender one too lol! Never heard that before. Very good list indeed!
    Have a great weekend,
    Janet :)

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  6. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
    - this is something men do envy!

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  7. Hey, wait a minute! I never got the free drinks, free dinners or free movies! No fair!!!

    Have a wonderful weekend, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  8. AND ..... you get to be on my glasses.

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  9. I am pretty sure my sisters would all agree!!!

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  10. Sounds great! Hope its true that sex-change operations will be free under Obamacare!

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  11. Women certainly have a lot to be thankful for Sandee!:) Love the list! Take care and enjoy the rest of your Saturday.

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  12. Great list! I love number #13!! I hope you are having a great weekend!
    Hugs:-)
    Jackie

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  13. A woman can fart and get away with it: while the ankles of your panty hose go *POOF*, the guys aren't looking at your ankles...

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  14. Thanks to Skunkfeathers I'll now be staring a women's ankles.

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  15. We need more equality!

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  16. Unfortunately, there comes an age at which we don't fart for amusement, it just comes naturally.

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  17. hahaha, point number 7 made ​​me laugh. Fellow women look indifferent when join hands together, different from men, it will look odd.
    Women are also not a problem to wear men's clothing, but men seem strange when wearing women's clothing.

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  18. Things are changing. After the Titanic women and children have to do the best they can. Not necessarily first.
    ..

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  19. I love being a woman! :) I can hold my best friend's hands and it's OK..:D

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