Saturday, December 15, 2012
Posted by Sandee
The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $200, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.’
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Bombers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for your African tour and 4x4.
HE paid for our country club membership, and, HE even pays the monthly dues!'
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?
The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.'
Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun
Image Credit: Porsche Wallpapers
Labels: Couples Humor