Sunday, November 11, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

The rules are simple

  • Post anything funny or silly on your blog.
  • Add your link on the Silly Sunday linky below.
  • If you want more laughs – read some of the other Silly Sunday posts.
Ten Commandments

There once was a good Baptist Minister, who in order to make his family's budget go a little further, rode a bicycle to Church and to Church functions. One day his bike turned up missing. He searched everywhere, but could not find it. Since it was a very small town he lived in, and most of the town was in his parish, he assumed that one of his flock had strayed and stolen his bicycle.

He spoken with his Deacon about his quandary. The Deacon suggested that at the Sermon next Sunday, the Minister talk on the Ten Commandments. When he got to the Commandment "Thou Shalt Not Steal", the Minister should turn on the Fire-and-Brimstone and preach like he had never preached before. The guilty part should then feel such remorse for their wrongdoing, that they would return the bike.

So Sunday came and the Minister gave his sermon. It was a good sermon but when he reached "Thou Shalt Not Steal", there was no Fire-and-Brimstone. The Deacon was puzzled and asked the Minister why he hadn't really socked it to the thief.

"Well" said the Minister, "I was all set to turn on the Fire-and-Brimstone like I had never done before. That part was to be my sermon to end all sermons. But when I got to the "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" part, I remembered where I had left my bicycle!"

Silly Sunday Participants
1. bethere2day
2. Dolly's Daily Diary
3. Catch My Words
4. Kibitz Spot
5. Comedy Plus
6. June O'Hara
7. Jim
8. Marg
9. Barb
10. Empress Bee
11. Ann
12. Stephen Hayes
13. Judy
14. Jean(ie)
15. Binky
16. Rocks
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15 comments :

  1. LOL at least it jogged his memory in time :-)

    Have a fantasmagorical Sunday ;-)

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  2. Too funny. Naughty Minister. Glad he found his bike. Have a great day Sandee. Hope that boat is behaving itself. Take care.

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  3. I find it hard to believe a Minister was naughty lol! Good one,
    Happy Silly Sunday,
    Janet :)

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  4. Ummm... not such a good minister after all!

    Happy Sunday! big hugs xoxo

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  5. oops! well at least he can get his bike back!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  6. oh he has been a bad minister hasn't he...lol

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  7. Ooooh, boy.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com/2012/11/silly-sunday-lincoln.html

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  8. I'd say that minister is getting a lot of physical exercise

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  9. LOL! You never fail to brighten my day Sandee! We are having heavy rain and flooding in my parish and it is quite gloomy. Take care and have a wonderful week.

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  10. :-) funny. Hope you are having a a great weekend on the boat.

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  11. I guess he needs to work on his own sins first.

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  12. This is funny..BUT..this is happening in real life which is sad :(

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  13. I didn't see that coming. Thanks for a very funny silly sunday.

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