Thursday, October 25, 2012

The Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should, she was standing on it."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari!"

Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r
Image Credit: Front Porch Ideas and More
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20 comments :

  1. LOL, the story ending was churning my stomach :D . I do not even think that she meant is a "porsche" car.

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  2. At least it wasn't a Mustang or Camaro. THAT would have been devestating. :)

    We love Muscle Cars in my house.

    Hope you are having a wonderful week, my friend.

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  3. LMAO. too funny. Kind of scary.Nothing better than a white Porche. Take care Sandee.

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  4. haha! Didn't see that one coming! Good one!

    Have yourself a YAYful day honey. big hugs xoxo

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  5. Oh ship! I bet he was not happy with that one! Hahaha!
    Have a great weekend, Sandee :)

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  6. LMAO good one

    Have a good day

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  7. Rut roh!!!

    Have yourself a great day. Ours is sunny and cool...mountain perfect.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  8. You just can't go wrong starting the day with a good blonde joke. Thanks.

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  9. Ha ha ha ha! I didn't expect that :)

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  10. Was that gloss, semi-gloss, or flat?

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  11. uh-oh, better call MAACO!
    Yikes. poor porch...LOL!

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  12. Well she can't be that blonde since she knows the difference between a Porch and a Ferrari....lol

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  13. and what's your point?

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  14. Dear Sandee, These stories are adorable. Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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  15. That'll teach him to try to fool a blonde!

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  16. There are so many blonde jokes around that most of them aren't really that funny to me anymore. However this was hilarious. Definitely one of the best blonde jokes I've heard in a long time

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  17. LOL, :), Still smiling.
    I'm hoping the paint was yellow. That looks good on a Ferrari.
    ..

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