Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Southern Humor

You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You think the stock market has a fence around it.

You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minute-maid taste test.

You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.

Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.

Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.

You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.

Your home has more miles on it than your car.

Image Credit: Redneck Mothorhome

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24 comments :

  1. LOL!! The kudzu one actually DID make me LOL! And my ex-husband DID have a spool table in the back yard. srsly. I'm so ashamed.

    Have a funtabulous day! big hugs xoxo

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  2. hahaha, i've heard about the redneck from my friend in Arkansas.

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  3. Toilet seat as a picture frame...hmnn..I think it's a nice idea..hahaha!!!

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  4. That toilet seat ain't really a picture frame. It's just the place that you hang the seat when you ain't usin' it out back and keeps your kinfolks from stealin' it. Just sayin'.

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  5. Guilty of the first one. I am a descendant of a Civil War General!

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  6. seriously???!!! LOL! =))

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  7. And your point is???!!! Hahahaha...you know where I live!

    Smiles and big hugs, honey...

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  8. Yup that's me .... yes all of them.

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  9. all that might be true but i ever need help i'll hope for a redneck to stroll by!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooox

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  10. Oh those are all so true. I do have a can of Raid very handy. Those really are hysterical. I have a friend down here, that named one of her goats Kudzu and the baby's name was Smilox. Kind of a weedy family. Take care Sandee.

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  11. I like the toilet seat as a picture frame comment. Lots of fun here.

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  12. Dear Sandee, I'm not sure?! Blessings dear. Catherine xo

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  13. Nope don't fit any of these.

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  14. That last one made me chuckle! I've seen some of those rednecks but thankfully, I'm not one of them!

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  15. Thanks for making me smile this evening Sandee! Take care and enjoy the rest of your day.

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  16. I've been looking for a new picture frame for a certain picture. I never thought of the toilet seat

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  17. More good ones, Sandee!!! LOL
    We keep the raid under the kitchen sink.
    Mrs. Jim's cousin is married to the imprisoned ex-governor of Louisiana. Does that count?
    ..
    BTW, comment about the last on my blog and, well, ...
    ..

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  18. red neck humor just does not get old.

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  19. I guess I'm lucky not to be a southerner, then.

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  20. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

    Is pretty much most boat owners

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  21. Pass the baked Possum Please!

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  22. Where do I fall if I think the Stock Exchange should have a fence around it? We have the stockyards just down the road, and without a fence, the bullcrap just keeps getting in the streets. That may be the problem with Wall Street too.

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  23. We need a can of Raid at the moment. Spring is here, summer on the way. Michelle baked a leg of lamb yesterday & the house was inundated with flies.

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  24. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
    I like this.

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