Saturday, October 13, 2012

So Tell Me...

A rather elderly gentleman(mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of inexpensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. He presents a suave, well-looked-after image.

Seated at the bar is an elderly fine-looking lady (mid-seventies).

The gentleman walks over, sits along-side of her, orders a drink, takes a sip, turns to her and says, "So tell me, good looking, do I come here often?"

Hat tip: Nick M.
Image Credit: Sanur Villas
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19 comments :

  1. bahahahaha! Love that one! srsly.

    Have yourselve a fabulous day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  2. Bhahahaha! also!!! Really this is bad, bad. XD
    Almost as bad as the lawyer 'jokes' you sometimes find.
    ..

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  3. We all make mistakes. That is really funny. Hope the boat is behaving itself.Take care.

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  4. he says.."..do I come here often?". hahahaha. I can imagine it. he made himself look funny :D

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  5. that was a KNEE slapper!

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxoxox

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  6. You snuck up on me Sandee. I had to read it twice. Enjoy your Delta Trip.

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  7. Dear Sandee, Priceless!
    Have a great weekend my dear. Blessings, Catherine xo

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  8. hope she is not his wife!

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  9. To which she replies. "Shut up Frank, took you long enough in the bathroom"

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  10. Can't wait to share this one with my 86 year old mother. I think she'll howl with laughter.

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  11. LOL! That drink must be very powerful. It has had an effect with a sip!:) Have a wonderful time Sandee!

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  12. Unlike Odie, I had to read it three times. Tell me did I visit your site yesterday? Sometime I think memory loss is a god-given defensive mechanism for the elderly!

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  13. Woof! Woof! Golden Laughs. Happy Weekend. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  14. Bwahahahaha! Did not see that one coming! Enjoy your weekend, Sandee!
    Hugs from Ohio,
    I.

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  15. That's hilarious! I was thinking the joke will be about a courtship or somthing like that! You're funny, Sandee:-)

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  16. That sounds so like me, WHY am I laughing? ;-)

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  17. bwahahaha!!! i didn't see that coming... I almost fell off my chair... =))

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  18. Heheh! hope I don't end up like that..using inexpensive aftershave I mean I would never live it down :-)

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  19. Oh that's a great one! I'm in love with this guy already:)

    Big hugs, honey...

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