Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Posted by Sandee
1. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
2. You`re very likely to survive any battle in any war - unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
3. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
4. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick`s Day parade -- at any time of the year.
5. Your arch enemy will always tell you exactly how he plans to kill you when captured and leave you with some sort of escape route
6. SWAT Teams and trained snipers will never hit their targets the first time.
7. Anyone with no computer education or training is capable of cracking complex encryption algorithms, ... inside 60 seconds.
8. Another user on a network is capable of wiping out the contents of your DOS edit buffer, while you have the document in front of you on a monitor and the monitor will instantly respond to this.
9. Top Secret confidential information can be downloaded from the Internet because Top Secret agencies have no firewalls to stop hackers.
10. Whenever a computer malfunctions, smoke will pour and sparks will always fly from the keyboard, monitor and any LED in the same room.
Labels: Ever Wonder Humor