Saturday, September 1, 2012

What is Celibacy?

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”

Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?”

And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.

Have a terrific weekend everyone.

20 comments:

  1. Poor Frank heheh!

    Have a great funtabulosa too :-)

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  2. Now see... personally, I'd love it that he knew my preferred brand of flour. But that's just me.

    Have a lovely, long weekend! Oh wat... you're retired and it's all just one big long weekend! Big hugs xoxo

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  3. too funny! i like white lily flour myself! soft southern wheat makes the best biscuits. he should have said that!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  4. Big mistake in some households. Sounds like some people wouldn't mind that at all. I would be miffed. Take care Sandee and have a super week end.

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  5. I know I like that flower...

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  6. This is very funny Sandee!:)Have a good Saturday.

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  7. That would be Wade, go for the name brand stuff when he knows I'm cheap and always buy the generic :)

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  8. I think this is the first time I've actually read one of your posts so I didn't know what to expect. Pleasantly surprised and totally taken off guard. TOOOOO funny. Poor Frank!

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  9. Hey, I mean Frank nailed it. Right?

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  10. Martha White Self-rising Flour. You bake better biscuits cakes and pies.....remember that ole one. Sorry to say, I don't know what my wife's favorite flower was---wish I had been more thoughtfull over the years, but just can't turn back that old clock that's winding down.

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  11. I've had a few bouts of those self inflicted celibacy moments! :)

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  12. BAHAHAHA, love it, never heard this one before!
    Hope your weekend is going well Sandee!
    Janet :)

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  13. And a life free of baked goods, too?

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  14. Some guys just can't win, bless their hearts. Good one!

    Big hugs from rainy Mayberry, honey...

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  15. So THAT'S why I'm still single.. ;-)

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  16. If she really liked to bake, that's a perfectly reasonable answer.

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  17. Remember...A Rose by any other name is still a Rose...

    I think Frank got the prickly end of the Rose.

    Have a wonderful Commie-Big Union Labour Day...PLU from SSF

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  18. Sandee, Gold Medal is at the heart of a lot of celibacy problems. Nice One!!!
    ..

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  19. hahahaha! poor Frank :))

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