Sunday, September 2, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

The rules are simple:
  • Post anything funny or silly on your blog.
  • Add your link on the Silly Sunday linky below.
  • If you want more laughs – read some of the other Silly Sunday posts.
Maxine for President!

Senor Health Care Solution - According to Maxine

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 4 politicians - not necessarily dead!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the health care you need. New teeth - no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.

Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

Hat tip: Ron Russell of Totus: Conservative Political Commentary

Silly Sunday Participants
1. Karen
2. Woodsterman
3. Catch My Words
4. Kibitz Spot
5. Comedy Plus
6. Don E Chute
7. Jim
8. stevebethere
9. Stephen Hayes
10. Marg
11. Barb
12. Linda
13. Empress Bee
14. Don E Chute
15. Ron Russell
16. Catherine
17. Judy
18. Ann
19. BoBo
20. Rocks
21. Traveling Bells

18 comments:

  1. County me in heheh!

    Have a great Sunday :-)

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  2. I've heard this before, and the more I read it the more sense it makes.

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  3. I'm currently serving life for giving this a try. All is true plus they gave me this great computer too.

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  4. That probably is all so true. Yay Maxine. Take care and have a great week end Ssndee.

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  5. Dang... free health care? I may have to look into this! hahahaha!

    Have a lovely Sunday, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  6. Free healthcare, three squares a day, lifetime gym membership, room service, and TV and internet privileges.

    Doesn't sound like a bad deal to me!

    Have a great Sunday, Sandee!

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  7. sadly true... what a country! but i still love it!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  8. For once I actually agree with your politics. I never understood why folks on death row get physical exams to make sure they are fit enough to die... and why clean the prisoners teeth before execution??? I knew a prison dentist who was familiar with a couple of small time crooks who would commit minor crimes whenever they needed dental care.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  9. I'll have to keep this in mind. My parents are in their 80s. However, my mother wouldn't enter a room with anyone wearing the same outfit as her.

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  10. SoooooSad and True.

    Treat Prisoners better than Seniors and in some cases the Military. All in the name of Liberalism. If Don E. had his way Prisons would be like that of the novel 'Pappilon' [sp] I think they even made it into a movie starring Dustin Hoffman...?

    Have no fear about the State of America. America is ready for a nice long dose of R and R come November with inauguration in Jan!

    Have a wonderful Commie-Union Labour Day...PLU from SSF

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  11. I COULD SEE THAT ODIE WAS CRAZY, JUST DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS STIR-CRAZY. THANKS FOR THE LINK!

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  12. Life really is upside down...Blessings, Catherine

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  13. Sandee, YOU ARE FUNNY!!! LOL
    I was surprised to see that it came from a conservative writer.
    Most conservatives want to close ...
    ..

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  14. I am here laughing my head off Sandee! Really funny. I hope your long weekend is going great.

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  15. I would vote for Maxine.

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  16. Maxine is the greatest!

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  17. It makes sense :) vote for Maxine!

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  18. Maxine, Maxine, Maxine!!! She rocks!

    Big hugs, honey...

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