Old Age Side Effects...
Trying to wipe a hair off your lapel just to discover it is attached to your chin.
Leaving church, your husband stops to talk, you go on to the car; the gentleman behind the wheel ask, "Are you going home with me today?"
You turn your left turn signal on and leave it on all day.
Non-life threatening skin growths large enough to name after a pet or relative begin to appear.
Your neck tissue takes on a life of it own. So, you are afraid to leave the house during Thanksgiving week.
You drive up to a curb side mailbox and order a cheeseburger and fries.
You enter the car wash from the wrong way and don't understand why the lady in the other car is yelling at you; you are just as surprised to see her as she is to see you.
Putting your Dillard's bill in the collection plate by mistake.
Leave the house to discover you have on a mismatched pair of earrings. Return to house and change earrings, leaving the house with the other set of mismatched earrings on.
Try to exercise by jogging, but it just makes the wine spill out of your glass all over the place.
Hat Tip: Phil of Phils Phun