Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Maturity

You're miraculously mature when...

You and your teeth don’t sleep together.

Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any.

At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re not eating cereal.

Your back goes out but you stay home.

When you wake up looking like your driver’s license picture.

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

When happy hour is a nap.

When you’re on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.

When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.

When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

Hat tip: Phil of Phils Phun

28 comments:

  1. Well, bugger. Those are all true. I thought you were supposed to be funny?

    hahahaha!

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  2. This is a funny list! Some are true of me already! YIKES!

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  3. oh rats, i have done them all except for the second one and guess that's not far off! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooxxo

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  4. I am miraculously mature and proud of it!

    jeezelouise I nailed a whole bunch of those. It's OKeedoughkee though cause as long as I'm looking at the right side of the grass...it's a good day! :-)

    PLU from SSF

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  5. LOL...I'm glad I haven't reached any of those points yet!

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  6. I got 100% on that test you gave me Sandee.

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  7. It sure will be a sad day when HAppy Hour is a nap. That will be when I know I am done. Loved these sayings. Takes me three tries to get up from a chair, by the way. Good one. Was good to laugh this morning.

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  8. I passed, do I win a prize?

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  9. I don't want to admit how many of these I admitted to.

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  10. Only 2 tries gettin up from the couch,I got handled.

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  11. Welcome to the Golden Years...where it takes a pot 'o gold to keep us patched up! Wait, I'm not laughing at that one.

    Big hugs, honey...

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  12. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren’t wearing any.

    Love this one.

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  13. Funny! Thankfully I'm not quite to this stage quite yet but I'm sure it won't be long!

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  14. After reading this list I have come to the conclusion that I'm getting close to be totally mature :)

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  16. LOL! So true Sandee! Thanks for the reminder. Enjoy the rest of your day.

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  17. I'm soooo guilty of #10
    (hangs head in shame)

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  18. I'll add another: When you hate reading things like this, because they're all true! ;)

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  19. Hey, naps are fun!

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  20. The only good news I find therein is in #1: my teeth and I aren't divorced. At least, not yet...

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  21. oh no..No.6 is already happening to me...:( I'm old..or maybe it's our couch..:)

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  22. I didn't need those reminders that I'm over the hill.

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  23. i think i am getting pretty matured finally :D

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  24. 's wonderful, Sandee!!! LOL!!!
    I noticed your commenters all think they fit your list, they must think they are old.

    I do believe that I am the oldest. Every one really wasn't funny to me, just true.
    ..

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  25. That lot is soooo true heheh!

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  26. Sounds funny...but it is reality! I would like to skip this if possible!

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  27. I understood every one of these "clues," a sure sign of my own Maturity!

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