Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Fifty-Years

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

Hat tip: Nick M.
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27 comments :

  1. Never underestimate the brain power of a woman! srsly.

    Have a YAYful day, honey! big hugs xoxo

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  2. hahaha.... now I have an answer ready if hubby complains.

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  3. That guy obviously never heard the saying about being careful what you wish for because it just might come true :)

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  4. As long as he has the rest of his income..haha

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  5. Hahaha .. hopefully in the future, I do not think like that :D

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  6. Yeah, see, I firmly believe that some men do not have that wire that connects their brain to their mouth. He really should have thought that comment through more thoroughly. Hahaha.

    Good morning, my dear! Hope you are having a lovely week. Sorry I haven't had much time to drop by, but I am reading daily and enjoying a smile or two thanks to you!

    Oh, and welcome to the Bee bandwagon! I am a proud member. Almost 20 lbs gone! So very close to twenty... in which my reward is a delayed birthday present from Hubby. Diamond earrings!!! Cannot. Wait!!!!

    I enjoyed your post yesterday. I love the little insights into your life when you choose to share them. I can very much relate to not being very girly. After my mom left, I didn't have a female influence. I winged it, so to speak. I am still learning girly things.

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  7. And that splains that! Srsly. Hehe

    Big hugs honey...

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  8. Yep, she had a great answer!

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  9. They still make 10 inch black & white TVs?

    Have a great day.

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  10. oh yeah! that's my girl!

    smiles, bee
    xoxooxoxox

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  11. That was definitely the correct answer. Good for her. Have a fabulous day Sandee. Big hugs to Little Bit.

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  12. Seems like everything has a price! Shows we are always only one step away from the cliff! Especially if our mouth overloads our butt!

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  13. Brilliant comment from his wife!:) Enjoy your day Sandee!

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  14. Mrs. Chatterbox and I laughed at this. I laughed harder than she did.

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  15. What a grand statement...and I'd take her at her word. I'm with the BFdude...10" BWTV? I would need to negotiate for at least a 42" flat screen plasma...

    Funny/True stuff though :):(

    PLU from SSF

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  16. HaHa ... too funny! True too!

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  17. Your joke is fine, Sandee!!! LOL
    But the car is great!!! XD
    ..

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  18. Now that was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

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  19. Hahaha! I enjoyed that one!

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  20. She needs a drink at the fountain of youth.

    http://theapels.blogspot.com/2012/09/ww-isaaks-art-linky.html

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  21. And fifty years ago, she was sleeping with a twenty-something guy every night. Unless he stumbled into a wormhole, I suspect he's fifty years older, too. You go girl!

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  22. Six of one, half dozen of the other.

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  23. I'm not goin' anywhere. I'm too old to start over.

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  24. Is it true ... the grass is always greener where you are?

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  25. So nice of her to be considerate of his needs

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