Monday, August 13, 2012

The Psychiatrists

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our own problems." "Since we're all professionals," another suggests, "why don't we hear each other out right now?" They agreed this is a good idea.

The first psychiatrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually over bill my patients as often as I can.

"The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me."

The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."

20 comments:

  1. aaah!! that's why they are so expensive! :D and the drugs??? good thing there are very few Psychiatrist here :)

    have a nice week ahead Sandee!!!

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  2. Oh dear they should have kept their gobs shut LOL

    Have a brilliant week :-)

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  3. Yep, never tell anyone one something that you don't want repeated. Everyone has another best friend that they will tell your story too. Just sayin'.

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  4. Rut roh!

    Looks like there shall be two less pychs in the world!

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  5. Oops. Trouble is coming!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  6. Hahahahaaaaaa...he is the Master Psychiatrist.

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  7. More proof that we're all human.

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  8. I've never trusted psychiatrists :)

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  9. Very funny. And this sounds like psychiatrists I've known...not professionally.

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  10. LOL, there is always 'one' in the crowd. That really is funny.
    Have a great week. Hope that boat is behaving. Take care.

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  11. oopsie.

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs from sultry south jawjah xoxo

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  12. No wonder psychiatrists have the highest suicide rate among professionals. Good one today.

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  13. I've always heard that those who want to become shrinks in college only do so because they are trying to figure out how to solve their own problems---its quite amazing that so many go to these guys for answers---they are more in the dark than the average "Joe" on the street. They only complicate the simple.

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  14. Another good one, Sandee! LOL :) Bwaaa

    It remended me of a song I just finished posting on another comment:

    "Once I was happy and had a good wife
    I had enough money to last me for life
    I met with a girl and we went on a spree
    She taught me to smoke and drink whiskey

    Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women
    They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
    Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
    They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
    "

    Read more: JIM CROCE - CIGARETTES, WHISKEY & WILD, WILD WOMEN LYRICS http://www.metrolyrics.com/cigarettes-whiskey-wild-wild-women-lyrics-jim-croce.html#ixzz23SNkqFy8
    Copied from MetroLyrics.com

    That was an old high school kid song but speaking of problems, ...
    ..

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  15. LOL Sandee! His colleagues are in trouble. Their careers are going to take a beating. The number of patients dwindling day by day!:)

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  16. oh my GOSH, another knee slapper! you are on a roll honey!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  17. Next time they come up with a bright idea they should let the third guy go first

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  18. That might be a problem. . .

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