Sunday, August 26, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

The rules are simple:
  • Post anything funny or silly on your blog.
  • Add your link on the Silly Sunday linky below.
  • If you want more laughs – read some of the other Silly Sunday posts.
Stolen Fruit!

Mary was taken before the judge accused of theft, and he asked her, 'What did you steal?'

'A small can of peaches,' Mary replied, weeping.

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the peaches, and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then inquired, 'And how many peaches were in the can?'

Mary answered, 'Only 6 small pieces.'

The judge harshly announced, 'Then I will give you 6 days in jail.' But before the judge could finish pronouncing the punishment, the woman's husband, Derek, interrupted and asked the judge if he could say something?

The judge, slightly annoyed asked, 'And what have you to say in your wife's defense?'

Derek said, 'She also stole a large can of peas.'

Silly Sunday Participants
1. Laugh Quotes
2. Kibitz Spot
3. Comedy Plus
4. Think Spin
5. Catch My Words ♥
6. Dolly's Daily Diary
7. stevebethere
8. Barb
9. Traveling Bells
10. Marg
11. Empress Bee
12. Rajogopalan
13. Ivanhoe
14. Stephen Hayes
15. Ron Russell
16. Catherine
17. Judy
18. Ann
19. Jean(ie)
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17 comments:

  1. Divorce him I say lmao :-)0

    Have a good Sunday and don't be too silly :-)

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  2. And don't forget that big old sack of grits, too. hahaha!

    Have a lovely day hon! big hugs xoxo

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  3. Derek, honey, you are a dead man walking!

    Have a fab Sunday, my friend. Big hugs, honey...

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  4. OMG, what a great husband to tell everyone that. Yikes. People like him, we don't need. Take care and have a super Sunday.

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  5. buggers to him! ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooxxo

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  6. hahhaha! That'll show her.

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  7. Great judge...great husband!
    Have a great Sunday!

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  8. Great hubby! Hahaha! I hope mine will never have to say that ;)
    Enjoy your Sunday, Sandee!

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  9. I thought canned peas were what they served you in jail.

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  10. Evidently Derek and Mary were not two peas in the pod.

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  11. Dear Sandee, Why am I not surprised by the husband!
    Have a wonderful Sunday dearest. Blessings, Catherine xo

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  12. Time to find a new husband.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  13. LOL! I hope the wife got the message loud and clear. He wants her away and longer than 6 days! Have a good week Sandee.

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  14. Good one, lol! I just got back from my weekend away and had a little something to add to the fun this Sunday!
    Have a great week,
    Janet :)

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  15. After she does her 6 days she better dump that guy :)

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  16. I would love to join!! I hope I could post on time because I am preoccupied. :)

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