Thursday, August 16, 2012

Kids - Part II

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 (love her)

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. -- Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 favorite is...

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK ?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10

Hat tip: Nancy G.

23 comments:

  1. I am loving these kids Sandee!!!and Anita is so right!!!

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  2. Boys DO need someone to clean up after them. However, that person would NOT be me. Just saying.

    Have a lovely day honey. big hugs xoxo

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  3. Anita hit the nail on the head. Even God said it is not good that MAN should be alone so he created a woman for Adam.

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  4. We love Kevin's answer. They are all good and a good laugh was had right here. Take care and have a great day.

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  5. If only Ricky could influence more guys!

    Big hugs and smiles, honey...

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  6. Martin is wise beyond his years

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  7. Where do they find these kids? Seriously, smartie pants, they are!

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  8. danged smart kids!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  9. Obviously that Anita knows my S.D. :)

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  10. Ricky (age 10) is one smart kid. (Tell her she's pretty even if she looks like a dump truck.) I expect he's going to find a wife quite easily.

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  11. Sometimes, it's amazing how well kids understand what life is really all about. Sometimes boys do have something to say, and dump trucks look great when you polish them up.

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  12. kids are influenced by parents and other family members to form their opinion on things like kissing, marriage, etc., in addition to their own observations and real life experiences. It is very interesting.

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  13. yep, I'm a dump truck sometimes and hubby still thinks I'm pretty. Love that comment. It made me giggle out loud!!!!

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  14. Precious or precocious. Wrong day!

    Really, how precious.

    My favorite two:

    "Boys need someone to clean up after them."

    "Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck." - I guess that also applies to, "Am I fat?"

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  15. LOL, love the one about it's better for girls to be single but not boys

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  16. These kids have certainly come up with some funny answers Sandee!:) Thanks for sharing and enjoy the rest of your day.

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  17. Ricky is a smart little boy! These are funny!

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  18. Honesty is the best policy. Well, sometimes.

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  19. Good ones!Big time Hug.

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  20. Hey...dump trucks can look good.

    To front end loaders...

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  22. Every one of those kids is ready for marrigage! LOL, Sandee!!!
    ..

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