Thursday, August 30, 2012

Jehovah's Witness

There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find a young man standing there who said, "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down."

I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Bugger if I know, I've never got this far before."

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings

19 comments:

  1. bahahahaha! I'll bet he was completely unprepared!

    big hugs from soggy, sticky south jawjah! xoxo

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  2. Reminds me of ...

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  3. LOL I bet that's true too :-)

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  4. Surprise, surprise!

    Have a great day. Big hugs, honey...

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  5. I had to tell a couple of them goodbye a week ago.

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  6. LOL! It is good to be prepared in case you make it through the door!:) Have a great Thursday Sandee.

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  7. Oh too funny but I sure am not inviting one in my house. I usually hide. Take care and have a great day.

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  8. their "retreat" is about a half mile from my condo. i must say they dress nicely. that's about all i have to say though. funny joke!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  9. Have had plenty of them come to the door. Never answered the door though. I was friends with a girl who was J.W. so I kind of felt a little guilty.

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  10. When we meet in person I need to tell you the story of the first time I met Hubby's family. it involved some Jehovah Witnesses on Easter morning.

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  11. What I do, when they get to the point of discussing a Bible study, I tell them "Come on in, you need one."
    after three such studies, and three resignations from their church, we're blacklisted now. They don't stop at our door anymore.

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  12. I only got through week 1 of training..ha

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  13. Bwhahaha.

    Know what you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness with an atheist?

    Someone who knocks on your door for no reason...

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  14. LOL, I should try that the next time one shows up at my door

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  15. Well that was short and sweet.

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  16. Bwahahaha - good one!

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