Saturday, July 7, 2012

The Transfer

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out.. They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced before.

As the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. Amazingly, the husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, they found the milkman dead on the porch...

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
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23 comments:

  1. Thanks for the laugh this morning. I needed that. Too funny.
    Hope you are enjoying this fine week end.

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  2. Exactly. Bless his heart. :)

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  3. I love those milkman jokes. Is there such a thing as a milkman anymore?

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  4. It's always the milkman. And isn't it funny how relevant "milkman" jokes still seem even though there hasn't been milkmen in decades!

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  5. Poor Milkman! He never knew what hit him! Good one again, Sandee!
    ..

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  6. LMAO...didn't see that coming either...I think Milkmen disapeared about the same time as the 2nd daily mail delivery.

    Have a great weekend Sandee...PLU from SSF

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  7. haha not what I was expecting

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  8. My Saturday morning: Bright sunshine, not too hot, a hot cup of coffee and a good belly laugh from Comedy Plus. What a great way to start a morning.

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  9. well that is the first time i have laughed out loud all week honey! too funny!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoox

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  10. Good one! The postman was safe:)

    Have a great w/e. Big hugs times two, honey...

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  11. oh no, does this mean we'll have to go to the store to buy our milk now :)

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  12. LOL.

    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  13. Guess he won't be getting around so much now.

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  14. LOL! Milkmen all over are hoping this machine never becomes a reality!

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  15. Bwahahaahahahaha... poor milkman!

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  16. Crikey how will they get their milk from now on?

    Heheh!

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  17. That's a good one girl. Milkman---has to be an old one--I was an Iceman in my youth and know how some will play when the hubby is away.

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  18. That machine affected the milkman more than her husband! Something strange is going on! LOL

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  19. hahaha poor milkman... tsk! tsk!

    have a happy monday sandee..

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  20. I told my mother this joke and she roared laughing. Thanks! :)

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  21. wahahahahaha!!!!! but that's quite an invention huh? more machines like that please!!

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  22. Where was this machine 2 1/2 years ago? Love it, we always say its the mailman! Then I correct Mark and tell him we have a Mail"Lady".
    lol.

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