Sunday, July 1, 2012

Silly Sunday

Are you funny? If so, please join in at Silly Sunday, co-hosted by Rhonda of Kibitz Spot and Laugh Quotes and Sandee of Comedy Plus. Rhonda is on a big adventure traveling the world until December 2, 2012. For more information about Silly Sunday click HERE.

The rules are simple:
  • Post anything funny or silly on your blog.
  • Add your link on the Silly Sunday linky below.
  • If you want more laughs – read some of the other Silly Sunday posts.
The Ministers Joke

A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry.

Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and he delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well.

The next week, the pastor decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.

Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woman that was not my wife!" The congregation inhaled half the air in the room. After standing there for almost 10 seconds in the stunned silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember who she was!"

Silly Sunday Participants
1. bethere2day
2. Woodsterman
3. Lauren
4. Kibitz Spot
5. Laugh Quotes
6. Comedy Plus
7. Catch My Words ♥
8. Ann
9. Barb
10. Ron Russell
11. Marg
12. Traveling Bells
13. Jean(ie)
14. Stephen Hayes
15. Binky


  1. Serves him right heheh!

    Have a great Sunday :-)

  2. Makes sense. If he can't remember the line how is he supposed to remember the woman

  3. Ooops. I try never evah to tell a joke because I always muck it up, but good. srsly.

    Have a lovely Sunday, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

  4. That's a good one Sandee. I recall a pastor joke from many years back. There was this Pastor who was always getting things confused. After one of his sermons he was making his usual announcements and said: This afternoon around 3pm we are having a "Peter-pulling at brother Taffy's house"!

  5. That sounds like something I would go and that is why I don't tell jokes because I never can remember the punch line. The only joke I know is 'Did you hear about the Indian that drowned in his TeePee.' Take care and have a great Sunday Sandee.

  6. Screw up once, and the whole world is watching! Oy vey...

    Big hugs, honey...

  7. I'm so like that. Always forgetting the punch line.

  8. CRS (Can't Remember Shit) is a serious problem that affects millions of . . . uh, er - snooze.

    I can feel the preacher's panic.

  9. CRS also affects the processing of information as I linked up to an older post. Sorry for the screw up.

  10. LOL - this is hilarious. Maybe some people just shouldn't tell jokes. Although, in the end, he did make me laugh :) happy Silly Sunday. Thanks for co-hosting.

  11. Now that's a joke fail if I ever heard one.

  12. Funny. A good memory is a key ingredient to telling a joke.

  13. Nice Joke, Sandee! LOL and still :)ing.
    I have no words except perhaps this one was not his mother?

  14. A postor should never attmept to remember somthing that isn't in the good book!


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