Tuesday, July 3, 2012

The Private Club

There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?"

"Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"


"Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat... It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500.00"

"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

"Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2013 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $90,000..."

"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."


"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $950,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $920,000. OK?"

"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"

"Bye... I do too..." The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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  1. wahahahaha!! that's why he said YES to all of her requests :)

  2. Ohhh! that's evil but brilliant LOL

    Have a tantalising Tuesday

  3. An agreeable man is NOT a husband

  4. Haha, this is why you do not leave your cell phone out where other people can get to it.

  5. As it turns out, I absolutely love that house.

  6. Yikes, the poor guy that owns that phone. That will not be a nice day for him. Happy Fourth to ya Sandee. Have a good one. I just betcha you are out on the boat.

  7. Ha! The guy who lost this phone is gonna be in deep doo doo.

  8. Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! now that is funny! I can *SO* imagine that...LOL!

  9. Somebody is gonna have a very BAD day! hehe

    But not us. Big hugs, honey...

  10. oh too funny!

    smiles, bee

  11. LMAO....Boy I really didn't see that one coming :-) I was wondering why he was yessing everything? I thought possibly an extra marital thing, or he was drunk off his ass !

    Have a very Independent...Independence Day. Think about our Founding Fathers, not you know who.
    PLU from SSF

  12. I'd be way to skeptical if my husband didn't question things but sounds like she has a lifestyle way different than mine!

  13. Ha ha ha! That man will get a nasty shock!

  14. LOL! The owner of that phone is in for a mighty shock!

  15. She had to have known she was talking to the wrong guy :)

  16. That's going to be an expensive call.

  17. Bwahahahaha... I thought he spoiled her sweetheart hahaha.

  18. Funny, Sandee!! :) LOL
    If anyone does know he'd better call his wife, QUICK!!

  19. Life is full of surprises and that will be one hell of a surprise for someone...


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