Saturday, July 14, 2012

Kids on Medicine

"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."

"For head cold: Use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."

"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."

"For fractures: To see if the limb is broken, giggle it gently back and forth."

"For dust in the eye: Pull the eye down over the nose."

"Blood flows down one leg and back the other."

"When you haven't enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier."

"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."

"Many women believe that an alcoholic beverage will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception."

"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cupids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."

15 comments:

  1. I love the kids ones the very best... use an agonizer... LOL!

    Happy weekend, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  2. Giggle that bone, that should work for sure. Laughter fixes everything. Kids are the greatest. Have a great week end.

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  3. I'm not sure that I have ever seen eight cupids in the same place. I've been looking for love in all the wrong places. Just sayin'.

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  4. That last kid must have looked into my mouth.

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  5. I always thought that blood flows down one leg and up the other. LOL! When standing, the process takes longer.

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  6. Beware of cuspidors in the mouth!!!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  7. In the service I was a dental tech. and made a few sets of teeth like that for fun.

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  8. Eight cuspidors? Belly laughed at that one!

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  9. well that explains it! ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  10. I hope none of them become doctors!

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  11. All very funny with my favourites being about the agonizer and blood transfusion!:) I hope your weekend is going great Sandee!

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  12. kids make medicine interesting!

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  13. all my medical questions answered right here in one post :)

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  14. where can I get agonizer spray? hahahaha!!!

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  15. Those are hard questions, Sandee!
    LOL ~~ How many permanent teeth did you have (maximum) and what are their types? I for sure couldn't answer that one. Cuspids, bicuspids, molars, and 'cuspidors'?
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