"For asphyxiation: Apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead."
"For head cold: Use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat."
"For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower then the body until the heart stops."
"For fractures: To see if the limb is broken, giggle it gently back and forth."
"For dust in the eye: Pull the eye down over the nose."
"Blood flows down one leg and back the other."
"When you haven't enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier."
"Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative."
"Many women believe that an alcoholic beverage will have no ill effects on the unborn fetus, but that is a large misconception."
"A permanent set of teeth consists of eight canines, eight cupids, two molars, and eight cuspidors."