Thursday, July 12, 2012

Kids - Part I

"In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world, so He took the Sabbath off."

"Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree."

"Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark."

"Noah built an ark, which the animals came on to in pears."

"Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night."

"Samson was a strong man who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel like Delilah."

"Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients."

"The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert."

"Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments."

"The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."

"The Fifth Commandment is 'Humor thy father and mother."

21 comments:

  1. Can I get some of that bread made without any ingredients? It probably will be carb and calorie free!

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  2. LOL! Children can really say some funny things! Have a good Thursday Sandee.

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  3. This is too cute, I love them all Sandee! Great post.

    Have an awesome day ((HUGS))

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  4. Mt. Cyanide...Bwahahahahaha!!!!
    As for the Humor thy father and mother? They got that one right. LOL!

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  5. I'm sure I succeeded at #11. My folks laughed at just about everything I did, until I selected their nursing home.

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  6. a real knee slapper!

    smiles, bee
    xxxooxoxxoxo

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  7. Out of the mouth of babes, too funny. Thanks for the giggles

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  8. Sounds right to me. Mt. Cyanide is a deadly climb.

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  9. LOL.. Joan of Ark... LOL

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  10. My son was very good at number 11

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  11. Too funny Sandee. I am back. My phone and internet went off and it just came back on. What a pain in the you know what. Thanks for worrying. It is nice to know that someone is noticing. Take care.

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  12. oh kids...they say he funniest thing sometimes..:) Joan of ark is famous with these kids...hahahaha!

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  13. And the elephant said unto Adam in the Garden, "how do you breathe thru that?", glancing down with a snide look...

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  14. Hee hee, Joan of Ark!

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  15. Humor their parents...yes, kids should!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  16. Kids do provide a lot of humor for mother and father.

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  17. wonderful connection of Adam, Eve and Apple!

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  18. I know some moms and dads that could use a little humor in their lives.

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  19. They are sooooo cute about that age.
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