Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Introvert

An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?"

She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed.

The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments."

The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean $500?"

Image Credit: Thesis Social Jam
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25 comments:

  1. They sound like the perfect couple!

    Thanks for the morning chuckle; hope you and Zane had a wonderful Fourth of July!

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  2. Ha ha ha! Serves her right :)

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  3. Great come back. We like that. Have a great Thursday Sandee. Take care.

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  4. Sweet revenge:)

    Have a great day. Big hugs, honey...

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  5. Very funny Sandee! The guy should be pursuing the same college course! LOL

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  6. Love it! He sure got even.

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  7. LMAO doubt if she will do that again ;-)

    Have a good day :-)

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  8. Perfecto!

    I couldn't have said it better myself...good yuckyuckyuck :-)
    Hope you survived Independence day intact :-)
    PLU from SSF

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  9. What's good for the goose is good for the gander! Payback is Hell sometime!

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  10. ah sweet revenge :)

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  11. I like it... I hope the college student had a sense of humour!

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  12. Hahahaha! Didn't see that one coming!

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  13. Very clever! Hahaha!
    Hope you are having a great week, Sandee :)
    Hugs from very steamy Ohio,
    I.

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  14. Love it, good come back lol!
    Have a great week,
    Janet :)

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  15. Bwahahaha.. poor student.. maybe they were classmates hahaha.

    Have a great day Sandee.

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  16. sweet (&cute) revenge!

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  17. What's really sneaky is I only had $300.00

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  18. Bad, Sandee!!! LOL
    I'm wondering, as an economics major grad, what the REAL going price is for college girls? (Really Bad, huh?)
    ..

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  19. Okay, that one caused me to laugh loudly. :)

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  20. Hahaha! Sometimes nice guys finish first. Good one!

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