Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Little Johnny

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"

Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

Hat Tip: Eddie Jo
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22 comments:

  1. Tell Johnny to beware of early morning feline ambushes ;-)

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  2. Ha! "...should have thought about that before.." was one of MotherDear's favorite isms while we were growing up!

    Have a lovely day, Sandee! big hugs xoxo

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  3. oh the poor cat :) have a nice day Sandee!!

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  4. Cute! Have a great day!

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  5. beware when you sleep Johnny. Cats never forgets.. muahhahhahahahaaa...

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  6. Cats never forget...or forgive. Amy took her kitty for have him fixed. He retaliated by pooping in the middle of her bed. I'm glad I didn't take him to the vet!

    Big hugs, honey...

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  7. oh honey, that was a knee slapper!!!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxo

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  8. bwahahahahahaha.... You betcha! They don't forget!!!!! Nosiree

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  9. That wet cat image is just great! Little boys do the strangest things. Recall the time we had a yard cat that I could never catch---one day I found it sleeping and sneaked up on the unsuspecting cat and grabbed it.........You know what happened!!!!

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  10. Don't mess with cats - They always win ;)

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  11. Oh Lordy, too funny. Guess they both learned a good lesson.
    Have a great day Sandee. And take care too.

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  12. This kid is going to be preaching in front of a very large congregation some day.

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  13. To borrow from "The Far Side" comic, this is probably what the cat heard: #@%**#&# or maybe a buzzing sound.

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  14. My cat would NEVER have let me baptize him. Very Funny! Thanks for all the laughs Sandee.

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  15. I made the Top Talkers list. I'm somebody now!

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  16. that explains why cats don't go to church :)

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  17. Wise kid! Who speaks like a true church leader!

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  18. Guess the cat didn't read the fine print.

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  19. Johnny is very strict haha!

    That's a lovely photo :-)

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  20. The cat should have gone to a church without baptisms.

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  21. Good joke, Sandee! That one I even remembered the punch line. But I like it soooo much that I read it again. Just to see if I still DID remember the punch line.
    ..

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  22. LOL! This is so-o-o good! I also love the picture. Real cute!

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