Saturday, June 9, 2012

Life After Marriage

Daniel and Jessica, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jessica immediately phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'

'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic.'

Then Jessica burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Daniel started using the most ghastly language, saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home. Please Ma.'

'Calm down, Jessica!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'

Still sobbing, Jessica whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'
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19 comments:

  1. How dare he LOL

    have a nice Saturday :-)

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  2. the nerve of some men :)

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  3. Ha, ha, ha! So funny--fortunately I didn't have that problem. We discussed it before we got married and divided up responsibilities. My husband took all those! I get to handle the money and take care of the pets (although at the time, we only had his bird that he took care of).

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  4. Say it isn't so! Yes, the boring things of life are part of the package! Of course, those things have to be done whether or not you're married! How well I know.

    Have a lovely day scrubbing docks! Big hugs xoxo

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  5. Oh yes, those are dirty words in more ways than one. We have lots of those four words in our house. The darn cats just won't clean it up. Have a great Saturday.

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  6. i always did say work is a four letter word. she's right!

    smiles, bee
    oxoxoxoxo

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  7. That is too funny. Dirty words indeed, but the wife gets more than her share of them.

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  8. Ha ha! Some youngsters find that a bit of a shock, I expect :)

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  9. Gosh, I have been hearing these dirty words daily for 20 years. :P

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  10. I also hate those dirty words! hahahaha! :) but of course been dealing with it for 6 years now :D

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  11. I know better than to use those four letter words, my wife will make me do them. I ain't no dope!
    Have a great weekend!

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  12. Time for some maid counselling.

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  13. Sigh. I have those same dirty words here at my house.

    Have a great w/e...as I know you will. Big hugs, honey...

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  14. That would make me cry too.


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  15. LOL! I am laughing my head off here in Jamaica Sandee. This one had me fooled until I read the last sentence.

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  16. Poor fellow. On the words like dust, wash, cook, and iron he was right but he should not used 'iron.' Most people don't iron any more and it probably scared her even more than the rest.
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  17. new definition for 4 letter words!
    Jessica is interesting too!

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