Friday, June 15, 2012

Drunk in Distress

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, He totters and asks, "Can yer give us a push buddy, I can't get started.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "It's three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and goes back to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.."Just some drunk asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it's three A.M. and it's bloody well pouring with rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. ''Can't you remember about three months ago, when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! I think you should help him!"

The man feels guilty. So he gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark," Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" the husband calls out.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replies the drunk.

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings

21 comments:

  1. well, at least he's honest, he needed a push :)

    have a very nice weekend Sandee! it's gonna be a busy weekend for me :D

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  2. LOL. Wheeeee!

    Happy Friday, Sandee & Zane! big hugs from soggy, muggy GA. xoxo

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  3. Have a wonderful weekend!

    Big Hugs!
    Lydia

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  4. LOLOLOLOL OH MY GOSH, THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST JOKES YET!

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  5. LOLOLOLOL OH MY GOSH, THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST JOKES YET!

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  6. Well, at least he wasn't driving! Smiles and big hugs from sunny nawth jawjah, honey...

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  7. Smart guy. At least he knows not to drink and drive.

    I wasn't expecting that answer...LOL!

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  8. ROTFLMAO that was hysterical. Good one. Have a fun week end.

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  9. oh sweetie, you're on a roll! another knee slapper!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxooxox

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  10. lol, this is hilarious, thank you for the great laugh Sandee :)

    Have a wonderful weekend ((HUGS))

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  11. I didn't see that one coming. Great twist!

    I want to know what happens next.

    Does he push the drunk on the swing? Does the drunk fall off the swing?

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  12. I'll give that guy a push...right on his a$$!

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  13. LOL! It certainly isn't easy to be out in the rain at that hour and it is just to push a swing!:) Have a good weekend Sandee.

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  14. I'm ashamed to say I had to think about this before I got it. I haven't been on a swing in a long time.

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  15. Now that guy was really drunk! Nothing like a swing on the front porch.

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  16. I hope he gave him a push... or maybe slap around the chops!

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  17. now that is just too funny. well unless of course you're the one getting woke up at 3 am by a drunk...lol

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  18. A very funny joke to start my weekend, Thanks Sandee! I hope you also have a great weekend!

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  19. Oh what a good surprise ending! I agree, at least he wasn't driving, just being annoying, Haha!
    Have a great weekend Sandee & Happy Father's Day to all your readers too!

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  20. Thanks for the smiles this morning. Playing catch up on all the posts I missed while on vacation. Hope you are well!

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