Thursday, May 17, 2012

Stupid Quotes

"Please provide the date of your death." - from an IRS letter

"I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes." - Richard (Dicky) Nixon

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" - Lee Iacocca

"A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on." - Samuel Goldwyn

Helpful Warnings: "CAUTION: Knife is very sharp. Keep out of children"

"The people in the Navy look on motherhood as being compatible with being a woman." - Rear Admiral James R. Hogg

"If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields

"We apologize for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr. Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr. Dogbody is a detective in the police farce." - Correction notice in the Ely Standard, a British newspaper

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." - Batman costume warning label

"The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others." - Jerry Brown


  1. Love the newspaper one! And that Gerry Brown musta been peeking' in my checkbook register. srsly.

    Is it Friday yet? It's been one of those weeks here at the Swamp. big hugs xoxo

  2. I vote to nominate Jerry Brown "Big Mind" of the year ... just edging out DuhWon.

  3. Love the date of death one. Too funny. They are all funny though. Thanks for the laugh this morning.Take care.

  4. Yes, I can see how knowing to keep a sharp knife out of children could be a very helpful warning :)

  5. Are these real? Love the Brooke Shields quote!

  6. Are these real? I love the Brooke Shields quote!

  7. What?? You mean that cape is fake??

  8. wahahahaha! defective!! :) Thank you for the good laugh!!

  9. Wow, Sandee! LOL
    And not one of these stupid reasonings is by a blonde.

  10. Brooke Shields and Gerry Brown ain't the brightest sparks are they LOL

    Have a great weekend :-)

  11. thanks for some laughs on this Friday... these silly quotes did crack us up :) Have a great weekend Sandee.

  12. Cape does not enable user to fly, LOL! It's almost sad to think people need to be told that.
    Have a great weekend,
    Janet :)

  13. Jerry Brown should be almost the font of (un)brilliance that Joe 'leaky hair plugs' Biden is ;-)

  14. These quotes really remind us to think before we speak. Then again even when some persons think it is amazing what comes out!:)

  15. hey stranger...

    where did you find these? I ask cause I so want to send this to "uncle jimmy" !


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