Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Posted by Sandee
He whispered, 'I'M SO LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND TAKE ME HOME... YOU’LL NEVER BE SORRY.'
The older lady figured, what the heck! She hadn't found anything else. So, she bought the frog. She placed him in the car, on the front seat, beside her. As she was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to her 'KISS ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY.'
So! The older lady figured, WHAT THE HELL, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN RETURNED THE OLDER LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLDER LADY FELT HERSELF TRANSFORMING FROM HIS KISS. NOW CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THE OLDER LADY TURNED INTO?
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST Travelodge SHE COULD FIND!!!
She's older..... NOT BLOODY DEAD!!!!!
Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
Frog Image: The Farmers Stand
Labels: Ironic Humor