Monday, April 2, 2012

Irish Sausage

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am ... but let me ask you something.

"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

The assistant replied, "Because you're in the Sears Department Store."

Hat tip: Babs of Beetle's Memories & Ramblings
Image Credit: Irish Bangers Sausage


  1. He must be then, that's all I'm saying nothing LMAO :-)

    Have a great week :-)

  2. I don't get it. I must be extry dumb this morning. If he was in a Pub I'd get it. Dur. I need Miss Bee's fish oil. srsly.

    Have a lovely day! And clue me in when you stop by my blog, OK? Big hugs xoxo

  3. Barb, do you shop for FOOD @ Sears? Check your roots.

    Thanks for the smiles, twice.

    Big hugs from sunny jawjah, honey...

  4. That's because I want to test out your grills.

  5. Too funny. Have a great day.

  6. LOL... Someone had a nip o'whiskey I presume (yikes, that was stereotyping, wasn't it?)

    Part of the fun of life is humor and the ability of us to laugh about ourselves, but do so in a tasteful way.

  7. Too funny, especially the comments. It is always fun to come here. Hope all have a super Monday even if it is Monday. Take care.

  8. dumb me i don't get it either even knowing you don't shop for food in sears. irish? does this mean they are dumb? grrr, i hate it when I AM DUMB!!!

    smiles and hugs, bee

  9. nice one.
    have a great day!

  10. Well, did Sears have his Irish sausage or not?

  11. Ay, the cheek of th' man! Sears wuz prolly oot of it jus then!

  12. Sounds like a Pollock joke to me---never heard that about the Irish, of course I live in the deep south where our jokes have taken a different direction. Dare I say, they are politically incorrect now, but that doesn't stop me at the general store.

  13. Have a wonderful day!

    big hugs!


  14. so funny! I've never heard this one before lol!
    Have a great day,
    Janet :)

  15. Soooo good, Sandee. I think it might make it into a good blonde joke too.

  16.'re always coming up with a good classic, Sandee.

  17. Haha! Must have been drinking? Haha!
    Have a great week, Sandee! :)

  18. LOL! He is in the wrong place for some reason!:) Take care Sandee.

  19. Sandee, That was great! We get questions like that! When we are in costume, sometimes someone will
    ask if we are real clowns? Sometimes we just say we are trying to find our way back to the
    home!!! LOL Have a great week and lots of smiles!


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