Friday, April 6, 2012

Close Shave

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years, but he wanted to know what would have happened if he had swallowed the little ball.

The barber replied, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

Hat tip: Frank of Foxxfyrre's Honk'n'Holl'r

24 comments:

  1. That is the way it goes. LOL. Have a great week end Sandee and Happy Easter to ya. Take care.

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  2. LOL! Great shave but there are possible consequences! Take care and HAPPY EASTER Sandee!

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  3. So that barber has balls!

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  4. ha ha ha (YUCK) ha ha ha! :D

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  5. Surprise!!! :)

    Have a great day. Big hugs from overcast GA, honey...

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  6. That explains the taste the last time I was there.

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  7. Maybe he means they bought a new one. haha

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  8. ohhhh NOOOO!

    ha ha ha

    smiles, bee
    xxoxooxoxox

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  9. Oh no holy shit... not a pretty thought!

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  10. Ewwww! That's Bad, but funny.

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  11. Have a great weekend!

    Big hugs!

    Lydia

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  12. I had a feeling that joke was going to "end" up that way!

    Have a lovely Easter weekend, Sandee!

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  13. Almost spit my coffee on the computer ;-)

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  14. Eeeeeeewwwwww, Sandeeeeeee!!!! That's it - hubby is not allowed back to barber shop. Ever! Hahaha!
    Happy Easter, Sandee :)

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  15. lmbo, that was hilarious Sandee! Thanks for that laugh I needed it tonight, lol! Too funny.

    Have a great weekend honey ((HUGS))

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  16. Haha! LOL, Sandee! I might try that sometime, but for sure I will do it at home. No barber shop 'loners' for me.
    ..

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  17. yuckkkers! hahahaha.
    Sandee I'm your fan! :)
    have a great week.

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  18. Heheh! the thought of it made me gag :-)

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  19. I wouldn't be returning to that barber!

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  20. I don't get in, someone wanna explain it to me?

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